Just like in Russian, you can use the present tense to tell a story.
- So I open the door, and I look out into the garden, and I see this man.
- I'm like, oh my God! = I said, 'Oh my God!'
- He goes, why don't you leave me be? = He said, 'Why don't you leave me be?'
- In Act 1, Hamlet sees the ghost of his father.
Here's a song illustration:
I
practice every day to find some clever lines to say
To make the meaning come through
But then I
think I'll wait until the evening gets late and I'm alone with you
The time
is right, your perfume
fills my head, the stars
get red and, oh, the night'
s so blue
And then I
go and
spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you"